And two from Hannah...

(I asked permission to share.)

H: "Mom, I want to start collecting ladles."
Me: "Why? Do you know what a ladle is?"
H: "LEGOS- I want to start collecting Legos."
Me: "Ah, that makes more sense."

(Wait, who needs a cochlear implant?)

She stayed home sick yesterday, but I already had errands planned so she went to two paint stores with me. Benjamin Moore and Sherwin Williams just have better colors than Home Depot. The colors Hannah picked for her future bedroom were B.R.I.G.H.T. I told her she might have to wait until she owns her own home to use them. Anyhoos, we were headed into the first store when she said, "Let's go plunger the paint store!" To which I replied, "Do you mean plunder?" Then, we both died laughing.